Cupcake, we should so make a date for next week! 

Making a date in this thread is allowed you two are VIP members. 

fo shizzle. i dont know wat next week will bring, i might be gettin me a free body part removal. 

My paranoia has finally embarrassed my husband. He dared to ask if I've been taking my pills. Hey Mr. PTSD faker, wanna know what real psychosis looks like?

In other news, my sh1t smells like burning rubber, and I've grounded my kid just to punish her friends who want to play with her. 

will they see me i the er for a blood clotin 

Hey Mr. PTSD faker, wanna know what real psychosis looks like?


Just to clarify, this was addressing the jerkoff defrauding the government with his faked diagnosis, not my smart-ass husband.


will they see me i the er for a blood clotin

As long as you don't mind waiting for 4 hours. 

Jen.. yes they will see in the ER for blood clots. If they are over a quarter in size, and consistant, call your ob and tell them what is going on. 

i would never go to bach. ever. 

behind my leg hurts. its the weekend though and everyone sittin in there stinks like smoke. 

carry a bottle of perfume with you and spray them if they stink.. say.. sorry no offense, but you smell like butt crack =) 

yay I'm not on the list! 

carry a bottle of perfume with you and spray them if they stink.. say.. sorry no offense, but you smell like butt crack =)

Febreeze them. 

Hey.. I have a travel size febreeze bottle if you need it Jen!! Could just zap everyone with a few squirts =) 

Mandy, you fukctard. Thanks for changing the thread name. You are the worst mod ever.

Sorry nobody cares what you have to say. Can't help it if everyone wants to participate in what Macgruber and I have to say. It's your lame attempt at trying to remain a relevant person on this site that is truly sad. 

I'm bumping this, because I suck. ;) 

Thanks for changing the thread name. You are the worst mod ever.

i got a laugh, you got your panties in a wad, i have succeeded. :) 

So Mandy changed it? I thought Turd was having a valley girl moment. Lol 

So Mandy changed it? I thought Turd was having a valley girl moment. Lol

Of course she did, this is the most power she has ever had in her pathetic life so of course she is going to abuse it. 

So Mandy changed it? I thought Turd was having a valley girl moment. Lol

lol yep.. thats the vibe i got from it. i find it amusing. 

I'm popular. Because my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like "It's better than yours". Damn right, it's better than yours! 

Do you even know which valley that expression originated from? 

One somewhere in Southern California. A place where I would be most unwelcome. 

It originated from Simi Valley. 

It originated from Simi Valley.

Douche chills 

Jen, I want to have a sleepover with you! ;) 

i must know what u heard bout my last "sleepover"..lmao. 

Technically, that was for Yankee, since her honey is away. But you are welcome to come! :) 

Syl he hasn't left yet. The comment I left about it yesterday shows how soon though and I'm really not happy bout it. Sleepover just might be in order 

Oh, okay. It's easy to confuzzle me these days. :) You are more than welcome to come and hang out when he leaves, my door is always open! ;) 

Bump...

Still don't like you if you're on the list.